Remember the ‘Home Improvement’ when Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) had a cancer scare? It was a very special episode.
August 16, 2018
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Actor/ Writer/ Editor: Dashiell Driscoll VFX: Joe Humpay Post Supervisor: Kia Reghabi
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August 16, 2018
Host>Tim’s got a(grunts) Boy…With his most sensitive schtick.And we want a goiter?Yes, we want a goiter.Nothin’ like a good goiter goof to takeJust hope those tests come out provin’ that, um–Brad leaves to write his acceptance speechWe usually get burnt toast and mushy bananas.It’s our anniversary.Your anniversary was two months ago.This is the anniversary…Brad buys it, because evidently,Well, I’ll be late for history.Tim tells Randy to get in the carYou know, if I didn’t know better, I’d think I was dyin’.It was a joke.Ha ha ha, it’s funny because he might actuallyThen why don’t they call it nothing instead of a goiter?Well, they’re not exactly the same thing.Maybe Tim shouldn’t be a partA very small one.But there’s a small chance–A very small chance.He might have a lump that needs removal.So I’d need an operation?A very small one.Would I have a scar?A very small one.But Tim’s not done schticking itDr. Kaufman is going to call by 6:00 tonight.She’s a very small doctor.If laughter’s the best medicine,Like I might have cancer?He read about it on the computer at school.It said that sometimes these kinda lumps can be malignant.Super fun sentenceI don’t wanna die, Dad.Oh come on, man, you’re not gonna die.Wait, how can you definitely not have something,My young son, the goiter.And Jill has another flashback, extra fuzzy,